my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me
Hannah (Girls)
